I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My pussy is not your playground.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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