problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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