piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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