why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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