I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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