I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
you never un-have a 4some
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Randomize
