Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
