Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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