so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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