Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Houston, we have a squirter
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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