She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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