i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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