I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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