My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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