Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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