IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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