erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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