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Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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