Grow some girl-balls and come out already
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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