I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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