Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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