just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
