Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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