you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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