this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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