I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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