he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I don't deserve a penis
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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