Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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