Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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