just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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