Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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