I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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