Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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