not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
