Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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