oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
You smell like stripper and shame
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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