did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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