Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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