wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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