Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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