there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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