do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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