his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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