at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I am one with the molecules
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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