Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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