How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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