Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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