He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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