His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Randomize
