I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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