Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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