member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Can you bring me the toilet please
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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