so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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