3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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